So I had been obsessed with finding a so-called “architectural salvage” store since I learned of their existence from — of course — HGTV. The idea that there could be a warehouse full of treasures that you could add to your house? So cool! Of course, in my mind, they were also dirt-cheap treasures. Did I inherit the auction-ing gene from my mom? I don’t know … I do enjoy scavenging around, but that’s only because I not-so-secretly believe I am clever and lucky enough to find true gems among the trash.
Mostly I’ve given up on that dream, because, well, I found out that these stores do exist, but you still have to pay fair market value for pieces. I thought I could walk in and find those old-school glass doorknobs (which my house mostly has, save for a few doors), for a few dollars. Instead they’re $50-75 a set. What a bummer. And I value my time fairly highly, and also put a high time-value premium on having to clean anything. So I’ve found that buying already-rehabilitated pieces at yuppie stores is more up my alley.
But then I found BUiLDiNG CHARACTER (yes, that’s how it’s capitalized) – a self-proclaimed “30+ shops under one roof”, including architectural salvage, antiques, jewelry, art, home decor, furniture… etc. And it’s in Lancaster, which is about 2hrs from Bethlehem, and someplace that I’ve never been. So we made a trip down there.
They have many cool things, and it was the right balance for me … stuff that was already “finished”, such as this recycled-wood bar that we purchased, which was made out of the old flooring of the warehouse were the store is currently located. But they also had a garage-type room with stacks of “junk”, including rows and rows of old doors and windows.
I snatched up an old raggedy window, with a wood frame and old-school single-pane glass, thinking this might make a good “mirror” project. See, I had recently discovered this paint, Krylon Looking Glass, that, when sprayed on glass, would create a “mirror-like effect” on the opposite side! This is right up my alley — instant “upgrade”, for minimal time, effort, and money. So I had to try it.
My sweet, ratty, $10 window that I found at the industrial salvage warehouse! I know you’re jealous.
Since the panes were just about to fall out of the frame, I re-caulked around the edges. I took cell phone photos of this activity, but I recently upgraded to a new phone and didn’t save the old pictures. Oh well. Either way, caulking is NOT as easy as I remember it to be. Growing up in a 200+ year old house meant getting experience replacing window panes, however doing it myself this time, I couldn’t seem to get that nice smoothed-out finish that I was going for. It was blobby and very unattractive, but whatever, this was an experiment!
I Windex-ed the window panes on the side that I intended to paint, and then went to town with the spray paint (I didn’t bother to tape off the frame, as I planned on hanging this against the wall – no one would see the back). And then I started spraying. And spraying. And spraying. Oh, and this was after I dripped the paint all over the place, because I had unknowingly removed a little piece from the nozzle. This paint looked like liquid silver, and it stained my skin for days. And it’s got an incredibly high solvent content, so if you’re looking to get high off fumes, I highly recommend it. At one point during my spraying in the basement, Alex came down and opened the cellar doors, saying “If I can smell it all the way up on the second floor, I don’t even want to know what it’s like for you in here”…. meanwhile I was just thinking “Maaaaaaan, this is coooooool!”
I got about 5 coats in, and then decided, well, let’s let the mirror thing dry, and I’ll stain the frame. Why? I don’t know, I probably was high off fumes by this point. After doing an incredibly sloppy stain job (which, by the way, I didn’t bother to prep the wood, at all, and thus learned why it’s important for even distribution of the stain), I stood back to admire my handiwork.
My masterpiece of sloppiness
Good lord, it’s awful. Here’s where I went wrong, in my estimation:
- Buy a better canvas — of course I picked a window that had paint on the glass, at least one cracked pane, and probably decades of dirt caked on it
- At least try to clean it off, first. One minute of Windex-ing did very little. And here I was feeling so pleased that I was thorough and meticulous because I took the time to carefully remove all of the old (dried out) caulk before adding new caulk
- And if I couldn’t get it clean enough … replace the glass! Jeeze. Nasty old dirty glass makes nasty old dirty-looking mirrored glass. Point taken.
- For goodness sake, would it have killed me to prep the wood frame a little more?At least remove the patches of old paint?
- And finally … use proper ventilation, so the fumes can’t go to your head
But have no fear… I ordered another can of that Krylon Looking Glass (which, by the way, is hard to come by! I had to go to Amazon for it. And it ain’t cheap, either, at $12/can for a mini spray paint can). And I have big plans for THAT can.[Cue foreshadowing]